In a mental hospital, a doctor observed one particular patient always kept an ear on the wall for hours toghether. He observed thsi happening for almost 3 months. Out of curiosity, the doctor also kept his ear on the wall to hear what the patient does. 



After 5 mintues, the doctor who could not listen to a single sound, asked the patient, "I did not hear anything!"



The patient got wild and replied, "For 6 months i am listening and i did not hear anything. you started today and expect to hear something!" by

The wife of a new married couple came in the house screaming, "darling! i wanna you to fire the driver at once!. he drives so rash. you know, he almost killed me thrice in accidents"



the husband said, "honey! dont be haste! let us give him another chance!" by Gopal

A flight boarded full of politicians took off but had to air-crash due to some technical snag. The plane air-crashed near a farm land. All the villagers gathered there and started digging as to bury the politicians.



By the time the news reached and Government servants arrived, all of them were buried.



One of the officers asked, "did all of them die? Not a single one survivied?"



The farmer replied, "Some of them told us that they are alive. but you know how these politicians lie. so we did not take a chance!"



from the book Freedom is not Free penned by Shiv Khera

There was an advt in a newspaper that demanded a husband who would never beat his wife, never run away from her but satisfy her in the bed.



there was no response for quite long. One fine evening, the door bell rang. The lady who gave teh advt, rushed to the door and opened. She saw a man sitting in the wheel chair.



"who are you?"



"I am ***** in response to your advt in the newspaper...."



"Oh! so, what's...."



The man interrupted her and started saying, "You see, i have no hands, so i will not beat you, i am on wheel chair, so i cannot run away from you...."



"what about my third condition?" the lady snapped.



"How do you think i rang the bell?" the man answered. by

Santa arrived at the podium of the researchers theater where scientists from all over the world had assembled. He simply opened up a jar, took out a frog and placed it on the table. 



he said to the frog, "jump!" astonishingly, the frog did jump. Santa repeated this exercise for 5 times. All the time, the frog jumped. 



Now santa took out a knife and cut one of the four legs of the frog and said, "Jump!"



Surprising, the frog jumped. Santa went on cutting the other legs also and said jump. To everyone's amazement, the frog jumped even when it had only one leg.



Now, Santa with a cruel smile on this face cut the last leg of the frog and said, "Jump!". the frog did not. He shouted, yelled, screamed but the frog did not jump.



Santa concluded his presentation. When everyone wanted to know the outcome, Santa replied, "Simple! when a frog loses its fourth leg, it loses its hearing power too!"



by Gopalkrishanan

Santa: I wanna be the Prime Minister of India!



Banta: Hey! Are your crazy?



Santa: Why (do you ask so)?, Is that necessary? by gopalkrishanan